Welcome to

south of omaha.com

Kids say the darnest things
"You know Dad, if it turns out that there is a god, your in so much trouble." -Glenn's Daughter


If your curious about the name "South of Omaha" Click here
If your not the curious sort then use the navigation bar to the left to take a look
at the crap that comes out of my head. And when you leave please make sure
your seats and trays are in their upright position. Thanx.

If this website never seems to change, please be patient, Glenn is building it himself and Glenn hates writing HTML.
With that said, here is the list of website updates---->


Updates:
Drawings Page (4/19/2007)
Added proper content to the furniture and sculpture pages.(4/21/2007)
Added the "Warlord Jesus" page.(4/21/2007)
Added content to main page.(6/22/2007)
Edited " South of Omaha" page.(6/22/2007)

And now for the obligatory disclaimers:

Disclaimer #1: This website contains ARTWORK depicting nudity and some ARTWORK depicting sexual activities. If your under 18, have uptight guaurdians or are squimish, beating a hasty retreat would probably be more suited to your web surfing needs.

Disclaimer #2: I am not a Nazi nor do I harbor hatred for any race, unless they have made stupidity a race without my knowledge. Nazi symbols are strong images and sometimes I feel like YELLING, other times, I'm compelled to YELL.

Disclaimer #3: I do not hate women(including my mother), nor do I promote the abuse of women or their asses(unless of course it is a request). I adore and worship women as a true pagan should, for they are all goddesses. Some are evil goddesses to be sure, but I still hold the gender as often as possible and as tenderly as I can. A man with daughters can do no less.

Disclaimer #4: I do not hate individual christians or followers of the man Christ, I have a strong inner rebellion against the religious christain machine, that pecks steadily away at all of our freedoms. Nor do I consider myself a strict Satanist, but again, Satanic symbols make loud statements, even for an Atheist.

In closing, I'm basically a desent human with a lot of angst, but ocassionally "Something pleasent this way comes".