Warlord Jesus came about as a result of my musings on the subject of the son of a deity allowing himself to be nailed to a peice of wood and die horribly at the hands and prejudice of a vastly infurior spiecies. Of course I suppose it could be said that it would almost require the infinite insight of a deity to endure said demise. But my mind went to Jesus, just moments before being nailed to this clomsy tree, useing his godlike insight to follow the results of his sacrifice through the ages ahead and became discusted and enraged by the atrosities perpitrated on humanity in HIS name as if it was a sheild of right before a shell wrong. And he became so horrified tyhat his and his fathers name would be used in thixs way that he saw clearly that humans did not deseavre the blessing of his holy sacrifice and right then and there desided to zig at this zag and stick around earth for a while see that humanity got just what it did desearve and the corse of history took a sharp left turn and kind humble jesus of nazarene became warlord jesus. peter is the only apostle to remain at jesus' side and becomes second in comand with satan just below him as general of the force. this force being an army of undead that warlord J uses to march on humanity for the next 2000 years. and the motto of his march crys out,"worship or die!!!"
Now this is my story for the character of Warlord J. , but the real world symbology i use the character for is to illustrate my feelings on what the christian movement has become, a pushy warmonger who demands obedience irriguardless of the feeling and choices of their preseved oponents.
When I was a tattoo artist we had a saying,"the only difference between a tattooed person and a non tattooed person is the tattooed person don't care if your not tattooed." this could edited to ," the only difference between an athest and a christain is the athiest dont care what your spirtitual beliefs are, up until a christain clobbers him in the side of the head with his bible-club and says"worship or die"
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